24Chat - Episode 18
Ryan, Zev and Becky run towards the camera like Batman, Robin and... a third member when Ryan stops.
"That's what Dixie was on about, shes bad" Ryan suddenly realises
"What? Are you sure? You're not drunk again are you Ryan?" Zev asks
"No, Dixie's planning on getting Kiefer for herself."
"We can't let this happen, it's too dangerous for Kiefer to be with anyone, it could tear friendships apart, we must stop her, we have to find Dennis Haysbert." Says Becky
"How do we find him?" Zev asks
24...24 runs up behind them panting.
"I can help you; I’m sure being bad that I can find out where he is."
"Why do you want to help us?" Zev asks 24…24
"I want to stay on the board, if I lose my postition on the board there will be no other place for me to discuss 24 and Kiefer."
"OK fine, where do you suggest we start looking?" Ryan asks her
"We need to ask Liam" she replies
Alfie dances into the Clocks Arms pub in London.
"A pint of your finest beer barman, had a bit of luck in buisness today, a website for £2.00, I’m in the money"
The barman rolls his eyes and poors Alfie his pint. Ryan walks in the door.
Ryan mutters under his breath "Stupid plan, going back to stupid house where stupid Craig is with lovely Elisha. Get me a pint."
"This one’s on me mate" says Alfie
"Cheers, terrible day, lost my bird to a pink shirt wearing fool."
"That’s harsh mate, I had better luck, sold a website for £2.00."
Ryan asks "did your website have the lastest...blah blah blah,lots of techno talk here"
"...say what?" says Alfie
"Never mind"
Vicky uses her computer skills to hack into Dixies profile on 24chat. "Lets start getting rid of people, Craig first."
Craig is busy kissing Elisha still
"Craig can we stop please, we've been kissing for more then 2 hours, I have jaw ache." asks Elisha
"For gods sake woman, can't you handle a little kissing? Why did I want to steal you from Ryan?"
"Ryan? You little bastard, I remember Ryan, he’s my love, there's no word to describe people like you."
"Yes there is, desperate."
Liam wanders downstairs as Zev, Becky and 24...24 walk in.
"Liam, where’s Dennis?" asks 24…24
"Sorry, I don't know, but someone may know."
"Obviously" points out Zev
"I can phone someone who might know."
"Who?" asks Becky
"DB Woodside"
Dennis and Leslie arrive at a house, inside Dennis pops off to the toilet while Leslie puts Kiefer on the sofa. Kiefer starts to come round.
"Would you like some water Kiefer, maybe some food?" asks Leslie
"Who are you?" he asks
"My name is Leslie Hope, I played your wife remember."
"Oh yeah. Oh damn, you want me dead."
"Correct, hehe" Leslie laughs
Back at 24...24’s base
"OK Liam, how do you have DB Woodside’s phone number?" Zev asks
"I got this off of Coupling, they told you how to get a celebrity friend, all you have to do is put your mobile in their pocket then you phone it and they answer and then you meet up and become friends." An insane smile fills Liams face.
"Good tips, I generally prefer the binoculars technique but it's up to you."
"Are you gonna call him then" interrupts 24…24
"Yeah, sure why not"
In a hotel room DB Woodside’s phone rings, he picks it up.
"Hello?"
"DB, its Liam, remember me?"
"How could I forget, what do you want?"
"Do you know where Dennis Haysbert is staying?"
"Hmm he said on set something about renting a house near Luton."
Zev snatches the phone from Liam.
"Any other onset stories?" she asks
"Yeah, Kiefer likes to dress in the female actors costumes."
Zev drops the phone and runs out of the room, laughing.
Vicky stops working on deleting people from the board and walks over to Becky
"Can me and Littleb come with you guys as deleting people is dull."
"Sure, who have you deleted so far?" she asks them
"Umm well noone." LittleB replies timidly
"Ah well, it can be done later"
”Let's get going to Luton."
"I know that area well, if Dennis is there, I’ll find him" 24…24 tells the group
Zev runs to the pub. She spots Ryan and Alfie inside doing kareoke, "Especially For You" is the song they're singing.
"Ryan, lets go" Zev tells him
"No point, I’mmm havin a great...great...a great time here, and I have no one except my mate Palie" he slurs
"Umm its Alfie." He points out
"I know what it is."
Elisha runs in.
"Ryan, there you are, I need to ask you something, will you marry me?" she asks him
Dink Dink Dink