24Chat - Episode 1
Somewhere in Wales a mysterious man is led to his private jet by his partner Elisha Cuthbert, he gives her a kiss goodbye before entering the plane. Inside he asks his slave Craig to poor him a pint, the man is revealed as Special Agent In Charge Techno Techno, a.k.a, Ryan.
Somewhere in London, Zev takes out her binoculars and peers through them at Elijah Wood filming for his new film, she pushes away the branch of the tree she is hiding in so she can get a better view. She pulls out her camera and starts taking pictures, Elijah notices the flashes and realises that SHE has returned, his security guards split into two groups, the first group escort him back to his car, the second group make their way towards the tree. Zev falls out and makes a run for it.
Back on the plane Ryan pulls out his mobile phone and makes a call.
"Dixie, yes I should be there in 30 minutes, see you then"
He hangs up as Craig walks in with Ryan’s bowl of soup.
"What kind is it this time Craig?" he asks.
"Chicken" Craig replies.
Craig walks to the back of the plane, as he closes the door leading to the onboard kitchen he laughs as he picks up a bottle of poison. Its half empty.
Somewhere in England Liam has just finished his daily prayers to his shrine of Wayne Palmer when his phone rings.
"Hello, is that Liam? Well congratulations Liam, this is Herp Radio, you've won our prize to meet DB Woodside."
Liam faints in disbelief.
As Ryan’s plane makes steady progress to a destination, unknown to us he starts to choke, Craig changes into his pink shirt a look of triumph on his face.
Dink Dink Dink…