Nursery rhymes not meant for kids!

Mary had a little skirt

with splits right up the sides

and every time that Mary walked

the boys could see her Thighs

Mary had another skirt

twas split right up the front......

but she didn't wear that one very often

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a Pie man, going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,

What have you got there?

Said the Pie man unto Simon,

Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men,

said "F*** him, He's only an egg.

Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up it's ass

and turned it's wool to nylon

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill

And now there's little Frankie.

Little Boy Blew.

Hey. He needed the money