Real (!) Insurance Claims
Coming home I drove into the wrong drive and collided with a tree I don't have
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him
In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telegraph pole
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian
My car was legally parked as I backed into the other vehicle
An invisible car came from nowhere, struck my car and vanished
To avoid collision I ran into the other car
The insured failed to observe the end of the pier and careered off into the Irish Sea
I was going down the car park ramp when I hit a giant plastic mouse
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth
The car had to turn more sharply than was necessary, owing to an invisible lorry
I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault, as he had been run over before
The front van Toyota reversed me. I horned her but the driver did not response it
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him
The accident was entirely due to the other man narrowly missing me
There were plenty of onlookers but no witnesses
I was scraping my nearside on the bank when the accident happened
Accident was due to the road bending
The other man changed his mind and I had to run into him
There was ice on the road, so I applied brakes causing skid.
I told the idiot what he was and went on
She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met
A lamp post bumped into my car, damaging it in two places
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got
I looked for the sign but the more I looked the more I couldn't find it
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law's face and headed over the embankment
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the car
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no 'Stop' sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident
I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching lorries and another on the woman behind
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
I pulled into the lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself, it would not have happened
I was sure that the old chap would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
I was proceeding along the road at a moderate speed when another car rushed out of a side turning and turned upside down in a ditch. It was his fault as he said.
I knocked over the man, he admitted it was his fault, as he had been knocked down before.
One claimant, when asked if either driver could have avoided the accident replied 'Yes, we could have travelled by bus.'
We were enjoying a quiet drive along a country lane. There were high hedges on both sides, suddenly a large horse landed on the roof of the car. Please find enclosed repairs estimate for damage.
I was taking a friend home and keeping two yards from each lamp post which were in a straight line. Unfortunately there was a bend in the road bringing the right hand lamp post in line with the other and of course I landed in the ditch